I really, really don't understand this place
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”
The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”
Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
HAHAHA!
(Source: screenburned, via liamdryden)
| Minerva Mcgonagall: | Well, usually when a person shakes their head, they mean 'no.' So unless Miss Edgecombe is using a form of sign language as yet unknown to humans |
| Minerva Mcgonagall: | I wonder, how you can expect to gain an idea of my usual teaching methods if you continue to interrupt me? You see, I do not generally permit people to talk when I am talking. |
| Minerva Mcgonagall: | I should have made my meaning plainer. He has achieved high marks in all Defense Against the Dark Arts tests set by a competent teacher. |
| Minerva Mcgonagall: | Are you quite sure you wouldn't like a cough drop, Dolores? |
To commemorate the passing of the Iron Lady, in the centre of these London lights is #10 Downing Street.
London from spaaaaace
I love London :) But why is it upside down?
(via liamdryden)
- She’s one of two of the best big sisters ever
- She learned from her mistakes and helped me learn from mine.
- She has great plans for her future.
- She decided to take matters into her own hands.
- She gets to travel to cool places.
- I like a lot of the clothes she’s been…
True all of this
When people turn to fictional characters, it’s often because they want an escape. The stories of these people shelter us from the storm of our daily lives; they save us, if only for a little while. But when we really give in, become invested, let ourselves be vulnerable, something changes. We begin to feel that we know them. It’s no longer just an escape, but part of us, something that makes us who we are.
These characters teach us that incredible adversity can be overcome. That people can love each other forever. That life can be an adventure. That magic can be real. And even if these miracles have never happened to us, we begin to go through life believing that, someday, they could.
If anybody ever tells me that storytelling isn’t important anymore, I’ll show them this post.
This hit me. Hard.
(Source: romangodfrey, via doctorwho)
Well. I have now watched the first episode of Sherlock. Damn you Moffat you continue to pursue your life goal of ruining/completing my life with infinite success.
Well Tumblr. I know that absolutely no-one is going to see this. But I feel like I have to announce this properly.
I am about to go and watch my first episode of Sherlock. And I am confident that it shall both change and ruin my life. As if I weren’t part of enough fandoms already! But I simply can’t help myself.
USA
NOW YOU’RE OUR PANTS, CANADA!
MY BRAAAAIIINNNN. We simply are not designed for shit like this.
It looks almost a bit like the UK - if the UK was squashed at the top then bulged out at the bottom.
